- IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
- U DON’T TELL THEM
*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*
That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.
That is the sickest shit ever
i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.
ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring
the center of the ring tho
*picks up something i dropped*
I choked so much
It hurts when the person most important to you has passed away. But finding out that before they left you, they tried their best to leave things that will make you feel less lonely when they’re gone, perhaps that somehow eases the pain, even a little bit.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh